tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33605437428239263902011-11-27T16:13:51.547-08:00dhami323http://www.blogger.com/profile/15064438694003744592noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3360543742823926390.post-9617717134307957672008-06-04T19:33:00.000-07:002008-06-07T03:34:18.472-07:00<ul><li><span style="color:#ff0000;">An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">Guess who is guilty........??Wife dreaming in the middle of the night...shouts.."quick..my husband is back"and the man jumps out of the window and then says.."DAMN!!! i am the husband..."</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 seca woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up- we must find &amp; stop her!.</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sureas to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought he wrote : Yes!</span></li></ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3360543742823926390-961771713430795767?l=dhami323.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dhami323http://www.blogger.com/profile/15064438694003744592noreply@blogger.com0